It’s Oscar Time, but we cats don’t care about that. Instead, we’ve put together a list of OSCAR CAT-egories to amewse you.

MOST BOOPABLE SNOOT

MOST DRAMATIC PURRFORMANCE

BEST COMEBACK

BEST BEANS (MULTI-COLORED CAT-EGORY)

BEST BLEP


BEST HANDSOME TUXIE BOI WITH 3 LEGS

BEST FLOOFY CHONKY BOI WITH HIMB PRETTY FACE

BEST GOLDEN BOI WITH MAJESTIC CHEEK FUR

BEST VOID KITTEH HAUSPANTHER

BEST ACTION PURRFORMANCE (aka “OH LAWD, HE COMIN’)

I hope you’ve enjoyed our list of nom-nom-nom-nominations!

Do mew have an Oscar you’d like to nominate?