Meet the cat who’s the very definition of kawaii (which by definition means cute, cute, cute)!
KATNISS: So, Scuba, why are your eyes so huge?
SCUBA: Because I am constantly alarmed and perpetually surprised. Just kitten! Actually, it’s because I’m a British Shorthair. We’re known for having big eyes, but I’ve been told that mine are exceptionally large.
KATNISS: Which makes you exceptionally adorable.
SCUBA: (Blushes)
KATNISS: I must also compliment you on your fabulous raccoon tail. It’s so fluffy and quite the fashion statement that not everyone would be able to pull off.
SCUBA: Yes, well, I like to keep things stylish. Different is beautiful!
KATNISS: Tell me about your relationship with your brother, Shadow.
SCUBA: We like to play and run around the house together. I give him the crazy eyes and he gives me the loving look.
KATNISS: What are some other cativities you enjoy?
SCUBA: I like to attack the air, attack the stairs, and I like to climb in my Human’s shirt which is really just a ploy to get them to carry me around.
KATNISS: What if they don’t want to?
SCUBA: Then I just look up at them with these eyes…
KATNISS: Oh yeah, they don’t stand a chance.
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Follow Scuba on IG: @shadow_scuba and on FB: Scuba The Cat and Shadow
