Ozzy is obsessed with peaches.
He doesn’t eat them. He just loves to cuddle up with them, rub his cheeks against them and use them as pillows.
KATNISS: What is it about peaches?
OZZY: Well, they’re cute, fuzzy, and round. Kind of like us cats. What’s not to love?
KATNISS: Have you ever taken a bite?
OZZY: No, I could never eat my friends.
KATNISS: Tell me about the peaches. Do they grow in your yard?
OZZY: No, my human Grandma buys them from a local orchard every summer. Then she brings them home and spreads them out so they can ripen. I help with that.
KATNISS: You help her spread them out?
OZZY: No, I help them ripen. By cuddling with them. They like that.
KATNISS: In a post, one of your Humans encouraged readers to subscribe to their local newspaper. Why?
OZZY: To put the peaches on, of course. They ripen when you put them out on mewspaper.
KATNISS: It’s a good thing your Grandma doesn’t buy peaches from the Asian market or she might be fashioning a humiliating hat for you.
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OZZY: Oh, dear, I would not be amewsed.
KATNISS: Humans online are loving your love of peaches. There’s even been fan art.
artwork by @siplick
artwork by @eboods
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OZZY: Awww, that makes me feel warm and fuzzy. Just like a peach.
KATNISS: What does your cat sister, Darcy, think of your affinity for peaches?
OZZY: She thinks I’m weird.
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KATNISS: You are weird. But in a wonderful way. Keep being you, Ozzy.
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