He’s been called high-maintence, demanding and “extra.” He’s also been called “thicc” and “potato shaped.” We call him fantastic.
KATNISS: Bruno, you seem to have chosen the purrfect furever home. Tell me how that came about.
BRUNO: Well, when I was at the Wright Way Rescue, the Humans there showed me a tape my new Meowmy made for me. She sang a song written especially for me which really knocked meowt. It was purrfect – I was really feline it.
KATNISS: Wow, she must’ve really wanted to cat-ch your attention.
BRUNO: And she did! She was so dramatic – I knew she was extra, too.
KATNISS: So your Mom’s a mewsician?
BRUNO: Yeah, she’s a purrfessional purrformer. But she lets me shine like the star I am. MOL.
KATNISS: Does she still sing to you?
BRUNO: Oh, yes. And I like to sing with her, too.
KATNISS: And your Cat Dad?
BRUNO: He’s cool, too. Meowmy and Daddy just get me. They know I love affection and relaxation more than just about anything – and I think they do, too.
KATNISS: Are you the only pet?
BRUNO: I’m an only child, and I’d have it no other way. I love being the center of attention! Meowmy says I’m the most affection cat ever.
KATNISS: Sounds like there’s a lot of purrks. Any drawbacks to your new home?
BRUNO: Just one. The Humans have put me on a diet. Let me tell you – diets are NO. FUN. I don’t get many treats at ALL, and I eat the same prescription food litter-ally every day. Then my parents go and eat their own dinner every night and don’t share it with me(ow)! It’s torture!
KATNISS: That’s really apawling, but you know they think they’re helping you. So stand up, give them the sad face and maybe they’ll throw a little chicken your way. Do they at least give you toys?
BRUNO: No toys for moi. I feel they are beneath me.
KATNISS: Hmm. What are some of your other quirks?
BRUNO: I love to talk. Constantly. I also enjoy being pet while I eat, I stand on my back legs – mostly for attention – and I prefur to drink water in different bowls away from my food bowl.
KATNISS: So, you are high-maintence, demanding and extra.
BRUNO: Don’t forget potato-shaped.
KATNISS: Well, I’m glad you found the purrfect home.
BRUNO: With the purrfect Humans! I sleep on my Humom’s chest every night, which is convenient, given at 24.5 pounds I’m as light as a feather. MOL! I also enjoy lounging on the corners of furniture – the couch, the bed. I like livin’ on the edge.
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