This famous sourpuss is helping animals in need.
KATNISS: Grumpy, it’s so great to see mew again.
GRUMPY: If I close my eyes, will you go away?
KATNISS: After our interview, I purromise. But furst I want to talk about your new su-purr cute footwear line. What do you like best about these shoes?
GRUMPY: I can almost fit inside of one to nap.
KATNISS: Fur sure! But what’s really pawsome is that fur every pair of Bobs Grumpy Cat shoes that’s purrchased, Skechers will make a donation to Best Friends Animal Society. That’s gotta put a smile on your face.
GRUMPY: I am smiling.
KATNISS: There’s a whole line of people outside who’ve been waiting fur hours to see you. What’s the best part of meeting your fans?
GRUMPY: Knowing they’ll leave.
KATNISS: These people’s faces litter-ally light up at the sight of you. You’ve gotta feel pawsitive about that.
GRUMPY: If I can give some joy and happiness to their boring lives, then… whatever.
KATNISS: If you could, what would you say to the Humans that showed up today wearing Grumpy Cat scarves, holding signs and showing off their Grumpy Cat tattoos?
GRUMPY: Get a life.
KATNISS: Quick question – is the word “yes” even in your vocabulary?
GRUMPY: No.
KATNISS: You are the chillest cat. So many photos with so many fans and clearly you couldn’t care less.
GRUMPY: The trick is to never start caring in the first place.
KATNISS: I think there’s this mispurrception that you’re always traveling, touring and making appurrances, when in reality this is rare fur you.
GRUMPY: It is. I spend most of my days just being a cat. Sleeping, eating, hiding from Pokey, knocking things off the counter, that sort of thing.
KATNISS: Fun!
KATNISS: Well, it’s been great cat-ching up. The last time I saw you was at the Feline Film Festival. When do you think we’ll see each other again?
GRUMPY: How about never.
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