She’s got silly markings and an even sillier purrsonality. Meet Instagram’s quirkiest new cat.

KATNISS: Mau Mau, I read that you were found at a biscuit factory. Did they teach you how to “make biscuits” there?

MAU MAU: That was the rescue story my human was furst told, but actually, I was living in a pet food factory. Sadly, I never learned how to make biscuits and the pet food factory workers never even fed me!

KATNISS: That’s just wrong. But on a pawsitive note, you were rescued.

MAU MAU: And not a meowment too soon – a pest controller at the factory was going to shoot me when a rescuer from Feline Cat Care Rescue took me in! And because they were able to transfurm me from a feral into the big softie I am today, I was able to get a furever home!

KATNISS: And what a home it is! You’ve got everything you need, including lots of soft blankets and cushions… which appurently you like to lick.

MAU MAU: Yes! I love licking everything! I also like to groom my human’s hair and sometimes I even lick the coffee table legs!

KATNISS: That’s very odd… but amewsing.

MAU MAU: I have lots of odd traits. The most appurrent one is that I never close my eyes. The vet said I’m purrfectly normal… just weird.

KATNISS: Furreaky! What else makes you diffurent?

MAU MAU: I often forget to put my tongue back in my mouth.

KATNISS: Oh, the humans love a good blep! No wonder you’re so pawpular.

MAU MAU: I also enjoy standing up on my hind legs like a meerkat.

KATNISS: Your human works from home. How is she able to get anything done with you around blepping and sleeping with your eyes open and standing like a meerkat?

MAU MAU: I have to purrompt her to work hard – so she can earn money for all my favfurite treats and toys. I’m her supurrvisor and all her colleagues love it when I join the zoom calls!

KATNISS: Make sure to stick your butt in front of the camera – always a big hit with the humans.