Found dumped in a U-Haul box, Marge is a 25 lb. grrrl about to get a fresh start.

KATNISS: Marge, when you were brought into Macomb County Animal Control, your fur was matted so badly that it looked like a turtle’s shell.

MARGE: Yes, my purrevious Humans neglected to care fur me. But the people at the shelter were happy to help meowt – they shaved me and I’m feline so much better now! I love when they scratch and rub my newly shaved back.

Befur and Meow

KATNISS: I noticed you have curly ears. Are you some sort of fancy cat breed?

MARGE: No! My crinkled ears are a result of untreated ear infections that caused hematomas. 

KATNISS: Well, I think they make you look very mewnique.

MARGE: Thank mew. I like being quirky.

KATNISS: Quirky is good. I hear you’re also quite the love bug.

MARGE: Yes, because I know how furtunate I am to have been rescued! All I want to do now is give kisses and head butts and “make biscuits” while purring up a storm.

KATNISS: Yet you were disposed of, like trash! I don’t understand how that could happen to mew.

MARGE: I think in my case, sometimes things happen fur a reason. The past is hisstory (emphasis on “hiss”). I believe I will now find a home where I’m loved and appurreciated.

KATNISS: I purrdict those things will happen fur sure!

MARGE: Yes, I feel pawsitive that my life is going to get better from here. It already has. Although I will miss being the center of attention here at the shelter. MOL!

KATNISS: Do you have any goals fur the future?

MARGE: Well, the Humans here are purrviding me with a balanced diet so I can drop a few pounds – I need to work on my “summer bod.”

KATNISS: I’m looking furward to hearing how things turn out fur you.

MARGE: Cross your paws.

***BREAKING MEWS: As this was about to go to purress, MARGE WAS JUST ADOPTED!***

If Marge lands on social media, Katniss will be sure to let you know!