He is the pooffiest, flooffiest, biggest explosion of fluff you’ve ever set eyes on.
Meet your new cat crush, Chip, aka Wallycats Chipndale.
KATNISS: Chip, your fur is just so amazing, it’s hard to believe you are furreal. You’ve been described as a “marshmallow with ears.” What else do people think you look like?
CHIP: I’ve been told I look like a dancing cloud.
KATNISS: You do look like a cloud! You have SO much fur. I hope this isn’t too purrsonal a question, but how much do you weigh? I’m assuming you’re mostly fluff.
CHIP: I weigh 4.5 kg, or just under 10 lbs. So yes, mostly fluff. I am a big boy with big fur!
KATNISS: With looks like yours, you should be full of catitude, but you don’t seem snooty or snobby at all. How do you not let your knock-out apurrance go to your head?
CHIP: Thank you for your kind words, my mama always says I am a very good boy. LOL…
KATNISS: Any secrets keeping your fur so purrfect?
CHIP: I eat raw meat and salmon oil everyday which is very good for my fur.
KATNISS: To keep your pure white color, how often do you have to (shudder) be bathed? Do you dread it?
CHIP: Mama Neko takes me a bath every 1 or two months. I hate bathing (shudder).
KATNISS: Tell me about the coffee filter bibs you have made so fashionable.
CHIP: I love my bibs so much because they keep me looking smart. They also prevent me from licking too much hair into my mouth.
KATNISS: You have trained your Humans to feed you tiny meatballs on toothpicks. What other delicacies do you like?
CHIP: I love beef, Bonito flakes, and tasty kibbles! And I have trained my human to feed me kibbles too!
KATNISS: I like a cat who has his Humans trained.
CHIP: Just doing my job. LOL.
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